The Kenny vs. Spenny Nightmare
So, last night was the season 3 premier of Kenny vs. Spenny, which despite it being totally scripted and lame, is still one of my favorite shows. Anyways, so the challenge this week was whoever laughed first, lost. They kept trying to get eachother to laugh, with no avail. For instance, Spenny tried to get Kenny to laugh by taking him to a cancer support group (I know, I know, I'm sorry), which failed. There were 3 instances where elaborate costuming was used. Costumes which could have been pulled right out of my nightmares. (Technically, it was 4. But Kenny hanging a huge fake peen out of his underwear isn't that elaborate of a costume.)
1. Kenny wears a rubber vagina as a mask and a curly black wig.
Yeah, this was pretty fucked up. He looked like something from Pink Floyd's The Wall (which I have NEVER seen because animation like that frightens me). It was pretty weird; very Rabbi Vaginawitz.
2. Spenny dresses up like Shirley Temple.
This was weird cause it was a grown-ass man weaing a little pink dress, talking in some strange-ass German baby-talk, and touching himself and talking about making poo-poo. Too weird, too weird. He was dancing around Kenny in the kitchen and asking him to have anal sex with him. Hello!! You are like, a 5 year old. Kenny is totally sadistic, but I think that even he is not turned on by child porn. So weird. Then Kenny was like "dude, you're embarrasing yourself. You're doing a humiliation and the contest isn't even over yet" and Spenny got mad and threw his giant lollypop on the kitchen floor. So creepy. Did I mention he was also wearing a full face of makeup? Yep.
3. Kenny wears a full gold spandex head-to-toe bodysuit.
This was only funny cause he put that huge fake peen in the suit and it went down to like, his knee. That was funny. But the suit had a mask to it too, with like long black eyelashes. It creeped me out so bad. He was thrusting around Spenny's face and shit. It just reminded me of Silence of the Lambs. You know, the mangina scene. Don't tell me that scene didn't give you a shitload of nightmares.
Anyways, all in all, I meditated my ass to sleep cause I didn't want ANY of the above imagery in my dreams. ESPECIALLY Spenny dressed up like a little German 5 year old girl.
So yeah. Anyways, I rate the episode a 9. It was pretty funny. But extremely disturbing, especially when you learn that Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice are like, 40 years old (believe it)
PS: Alex totally loved when Kenny had the vagina mask. She was like "who is that handsome woman?" and I'm like "it's Kenny in a mask" and she's like "uh...what? uh...no, are you sure?"
2 Comments:
If that's your best attempt at humiliating me you really are loosing your zing.
And also, why are you editing my pictures? I do believe I had pictures in order of appearance in my dreams of 1.a pool 2.a bus and 3.a piece of lasagna.
And stop using this blog to just re-tell an episode of Kay vs. Spay. Nobody cares if you have a good memory and a keen sense of detail noticing. Get a life.
Love, Alex
This post sucks. As your only reader, I demand more fighting and stuff that will make me laugh. I don't need a recap of that shitty show.
don
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