From Ally

Too Weird, Too Weird...
Okay, so I dreamt like a billion things last night and remembered ZERO. Which sucks, but the only thing I remembered was this: My alarm went off early, so I turned the TV on and went back to sleep. Of course, Saved By The Bell was on (the best) but it was a Tori episode (the worst). I started dreaming about SBTB. The kids were at a museum and Lisa and Screech were looking at the statue of David and Lisa looks at the penis (which I might add, looked a lit-tle bit porno for a renaissance statue) and she goes "what's that?" and Screech goes "oh, fishsticks...its fishsticks". And Lisa Turtle's all "oooohhhhh yeah....fishsticks". (WTF?) and then Tori walks up to Zack wearing this white "Basic Instinct" turtleneck dress and she's cramming fistfulls of fishsticks into her mouth and Zack is all "whoah...go easy on those fishsticks Tori..."
WTF? Seriously...this was a horrible dream because
a) I HATE the Tori character on Saved Bt The Bell. Leanna Creel (the actress who played Tori) was on my TV and in my dream...nay, nightmare. I woke up mad pissed. I hate Leanna Creel with a passion.
b) I ate a tuna sandwich before I went to bed last night and I think it fucked up my dreams. Thats too bad. Tunafish sandwiches are really good, 'specially before beddies.
Oh! and Slater was in the dream too, but as "Dancing with the Stars" Mario Lopez. So, no acid wash jeans and jheri-curled mullet.