From Ally - Last Night

Okay, so my friend Dan says that all dreams can be explained and that it is your subconcious making up stories while you sleep that tell your true feelings. I call bullshit. I say its just random stories your weird brain makes up to entertain you while you sleep. Explain this one, Danno:

I dreamt that my father was having an affair and my mother was really upset. I went to my dad's new house to visit this hussy and go crazy stepchild on her ass. When I get to the door, there is a brunette Barbie doll there. I looked at it and was like "this bitch is so fug" and kicked it down the stairs. When I walked down the stairs to retreive her, I noticed her doll house and all her clothes. I was amazed. I was like (in an eight-year-old girl voice) "pretty fashions! beautiful dream house!" and got her all dressed up in this long dark red sparkly dress. I also made her hair longer (cause she was a Barbie with growable hair) and then I was like "Dad...I like this new wife of yours! She makes all my dreams come true!" Hello?!? My father was cheating on my mother with a Barbie doll!!
Too Weird!