A Note from Stephen Colbert

Hello fellow Americans.
It has been brought to my attention that some people on this blog are having overtly-sexual dreams of me. I would like to publicly go on the record saying that
a) I have a wife
b) and children
c) and don't want to jeopardize all that for some fluffy-haired harlott.
Also, even though I am married, I can say that even I dream about Ally. She is quite a looker. Gotta love that mole above her lip.
("Why thank you Stephen" - Ally)
Sincerely
Stephen William Henry Harrison Colbert