From Alex

Okay, so I just had a nap and this is what I dreamt up (PS sorry to all our fans, I know that you cherish each one of my posts so very much, I'll update everyday like Ally)

Me and Ally were at the Gap on Yonge and Dundas when she took the biggest dump in the changeroom. Ellen Degenres was doing a bit for her 'Ellen goes to Can-EH-Da' episode and was working as an employee and had to come clean up Ally's filth.
I started trying on pants and all I hear is Ellen saying "Ah, come on folk, does everybody poop like this in... CAN EH DA?" And she makes that EH joke like fifty times. And then Ally turns around and goes "Ellen, I'm so hot for you" and they start going at it on camera. And then K.D Lang walks into the changeroom to try on a cableknit sweater and then she starts making out too. And then Ally says outloud "I'm a raging lesbian" Like the host on "You bet your Ass" says.
And then Allison farts a lot and poos more and makes out with famous lesbians and I ended up buying some black pants because they were on sale for $24.99.