From Ally

Last night was so weird and it was a two parter:
So first, I dreamed that my mom bought me this ultra-fake Tiffany bracelet for graduation. It had this ceramic diploma and mortaboard and stuff. Really lame. I think there was also a ceramic teddy bear. Anyways, I couldn't return it, so I kept it. Wouldn't you know this morning i wake up and the first e-mail I get is from eBay services saying that they removed one of my items because its a COUNTERFEIT TIFFANY! How crazy is that?!?! (And its so not a counterfeit Tiffany; its an Aldo accessories.)
Second part to the dream is that I'm sitting in my parents living room, talking to them, and i get distracted by a plane. Its flying really low outside. And as it flies even lower, I see that its not a plane, but a tie-fighter from Star Wars. And it keeps declining and I'm wishing that it crashes. Ive never seen a plane crash, and I really want to. And then, boom, its down in a field and burning like crazy. And then like, 8 more fall from the sky. I ran outside and its carnage and flames and stuff and I yell out "NO SCHOOL!!" (WTF? I dont even go to school.) And who jumps out of one of the flaming wrecks? An old friend of ours named Deaglan. First off, where did he get a tie-fighter. Second, learn how to drive your fucking tie-fighter.