Oh Shit! I just remembered!
From Ally
Okay! One element from a dream this weekend ( and I ONLY thought of this cause I'm at work and have to pee) was that I was in a changeroom in the mall, not sure what store, and the saleslady was like "if you shit or piss in the clothes, you get them for free and we'll pay for the drycleaning" and all these women were shitting their pants to try to get free clothes and Alex was like "Those jeans are like $200! Piss your pants!" and I'm standing there going 'Jesus, I'm trying!!'. And you know when you are having a dream and like, the dream is just you walking into a bathroom or wearing adult diapers or swimming in a lake and you are so scared you will actually pee your bed? That was this dream. And so in my dream im trying to piss my pants so bad and im also SCREAMING at myself in my dream going "WAKE THE FUCK UP!! DON'T PISS YOUR BED!! THIS IS A DREAM!!" and I'm still trying in my dream to pee, cause my sister's like "Seven jeans, True Religion! If you pee in them, you get them for free!!"
God damn, I forced myself to wake up and was so happy that I hadn't peed my bed, but I was also really pissed that I didn't have those jeans.
Okay! One element from a dream this weekend ( and I ONLY thought of this cause I'm at work and have to pee) was that I was in a changeroom in the mall, not sure what store, and the saleslady was like "if you shit or piss in the clothes, you get them for free and we'll pay for the drycleaning" and all these women were shitting their pants to try to get free clothes and Alex was like "Those jeans are like $200! Piss your pants!" and I'm standing there going 'Jesus, I'm trying!!'. And you know when you are having a dream and like, the dream is just you walking into a bathroom or wearing adult diapers or swimming in a lake and you are so scared you will actually pee your bed? That was this dream. And so in my dream im trying to piss my pants so bad and im also SCREAMING at myself in my dream going "WAKE THE FUCK UP!! DON'T PISS YOUR BED!! THIS IS A DREAM!!" and I'm still trying in my dream to pee, cause my sister's like "Seven jeans, True Religion! If you pee in them, you get them for free!!"
God damn, I forced myself to wake up and was so happy that I hadn't peed my bed, but I was also really pissed that I didn't have those jeans.
posted by The Twins at
10:11 AM
1 Comments:
I HURT from laughing at this. you guys are BEYOND hysterical and i love this dream in particular because I can so see the two of you in a dressing room in this situation. I have no idea what that says about you, slash my powers of imagination. Miss you both.
xox erin
P.S. any chance for a 'guest spot' on here? i dream in colours/with sound, too...
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