From Ally

Hey hey hey. So, I finally had a dream last night that didn't involve working. Which is good. So, anyways, my parents had bought a new house. It was really nice. Then, like a month later, they remodelled it and turned it into this gigantic home which took up all their lawnspace and shit. Seriously, the garage was like 40 feet tall and was RIGHT at the curb. It was such an eyesore. And it was all grey, so it looked like a big prison. When you got inside, it had all these messed up angles and such. Like, they clearly did it themselves and didn't hire a designer or a contractor. It was so lame. Anyways, they said they needed the space for a few extra people. i was thinking they meant me and my sister, but it turns out my Aunt Lynda, cousin Michael, and the Freemantle family (this family that went to our church in Uxbridge) were living there too. Like, 4 beds to a room. And there were beds in the hallway. Also, Mrs. Freemantle has 4 kids in real life, but the the dream she had 7. So, this was gross. So many kids and the house was filled with beds. I yelled at my parents for not getting bunkbeds (they gave everyone a Queen sized bed - like, even for the 3 year olds) and yelled at them for turning the house into a commune. It was so bad - like, cracker crumbs everywhere. I hated it. The real reason I had come home tho was because I had a highschool reunion. Now, my boyfriend said he'd never go to a highschool reunion, so I went alone. It was INSANE!! People were so unfortunate. Like, they all worked at the school as janitors and cafeteria persons. Anyways, so everyone was in really fancy dresses (lame) and my friend Amy wore her wedding dress (she just got married) but it was cool cause she only went to make fun of people. So yeah, it was in the gymnasium (double lame) and the DJ was the biggest pig. He was like "you can sleep with me for 200 bucks, if you want" and I'm like "hells no, you went to our highschool" (which may or may not have been true). So yeah, he was asking all the girls and then this one trashy girl who went to our school, who I wont mention (Ashley Howard) was like "I've got $200!" and she's like "he's a REAL DJ! I'm gonna be famous!" - Hello! He wasn't DJ AM! He was some kid with a CD player and a Dance Mix '96 album! So he takes her into "his office" (the DJ booth) and they start going at it. Well, of course everyone can see through the windows, so we're all watching and making fun. Lots of "oh, sick!" and I heard some guy go "whaaaat thaaaa faaaack??!?!" (I laughed out loud at that one). We can't see their faces, but then the DJ pops his head up and goes "yeah, I'm done" AND PULLS A MEG RYAN MASK OFF HER FACE!!! He made her wear basically a paper bag with Meg Ryan's face on it. Ho-lee shit. And she's all "best $200 I ever spent!" Then she leaves the booth and tells her friend "...I don't have enough money for rent now....what will i do?"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Anyways, it was so effed up and hilarious in the same way. I WISH my highschool reunion can be this good.