From Alex

What I remember and what haunts me is...

My parents got seperated, and my Dad at his new house got two new dogs, a dachshund and a pit bull (sick).
The weiner dog was ADORABLE but when it was doing extra adorable things, like sniffing through my hair, I'd turn around and it was a midget wearing a fucking hotdog costume.
W T F!?

Anyways I am really scared of les midges and this fucking disturbed me. And he'd make those pervy "Wee Man" faces and grimaces and it creeped me the hell out, but then it would randomly turn back into the cute fat wombly weiner dog from before.

Welp. That's it.