PINCH PUNCH, FIRST OF THE MONTH (white elephant day)

Kids, I'm afraid that I'm pulling the plug on The Messed-Up Davey Twins.
I'll give you a moment.
The great Satan himself (Rachael Zoe, pictured above) has thrown down the gauntlet. Alex has been slain. Ally remains. And while the time of mourning is now, LET'S ALL GET EXCITED FOR AN ALL-NEW DAVEY SITE.
Here's why it will be so awesome it will give you a million un-hideable soul boners:
- No more Blogger. We will have a real-person, grown-up url
- DAILY UPDATES! That means you wont have to wait for me to get up off my lazy ass to update
- More special guests than you can shake a soul boner at. THIS MEANS ERIN O'HALLORAN
- The creator of DrugsAndPoisons.com is a contributor too, so now I have a boss. And he means business
- More Starlet-hatred, More Paris/Perez-hatred, More Ginger-kid-hatred
- and much much much (well, not TOO much) more
Are we alright now? Good. expect this shit to go down sometime in the new week. February 5th, lessay.
That gives you the weekend to drink your sorrows away till Monday. I know Alex is (watch out ModClub; drunk-ass Alex is gonna be loose)
Sincerelly
Ally